May 03 2008

If you didn’t take my word for it…

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Check out page 40 in this month’s Bon Appetit (where the heck is the little accent mark?) Magazine. At number 8 on their Hot List for Street Food is Chattanooga’s own Petunia’s Silver Jalapeno. It’s good to see local folk get a little recognition, and deservedly so.

If you visit Petunia’s and leave hungry, it’s your own fault. I recommend the Fish Taco, but you really can’t go wrong, so go pay them a visit and tell them I sent you. Here’s what I had to say about them a couple of years ago. Oh, how the time does fly.


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Apr 29 2008

Crafty

Two Books

  I may have mentioned before that I am an inveterate collector of recipes. I also collect invertebrate recipes, but that’s a different story. Anyway, the inherent problem with habitual recipe collection is what to do with all those recipes. I still don’t have a perfect answer, but I have made some progress. In addition to using a categorized accordion file, I also found a free downloadable recipe program that works reasonably well. Now if I can only find fifteen to twenty hours to key in all my favorites… Yes, I see that happening sometime soon.

  After about the fifteenth search for that Senegalese Peanut Stew recipe (to no avail,) I decided that something more must be done.  Then I remembered an old tome of my wife’s mouldering away in our bookshelf.  We still aren’t exactly sure whose this half filled store ledger was, but it dates back to the late 1800’s, and was later re-purposed into a combination recipe and scrapbook.  Flipping through the pages, one alternates between pie recipes, helpful household hints, and sage marital advice, albeit a bit out of step with the times.

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Wasted Resources

  It occurred to me that I had a potential recipe book of my own in the form of a perfectly good, but slightly outdated Moleskine date book.  Even though it was obsolete by virtue of its 2007 vintage, I hadn’t been able to toss it, it was just too handsome and well made for the waste bin.  So I grabbed a pair of scissors and a kindergarten style glue stick and went to work.  I made quick work of the cutting and then mired down in the process of categorizing the whole mess.

Chattanooga Mystery Wilted Mustard Greens

  After an hour or two of snipping and pasting, I had a passable cookbook that bore a striking resemblance to George Costanza’s wallet

Costanza Cookbook

  I had initially divided the book into equally sized sections with plenty of empty space at the end of each category for future additions, but quickly realized that my recipe clipping didn’t quite fit into the allotted space.  That I had an abundance of pork recipes was no surprise, but other trends emerged.  I was surprised to see that salads greatly outnumbered beef and chicken recipes combined, and pizza was perhaps overrepresented compared to our normal cooking patterns.  By my calculations, I have about another four to six months of recipe clipping left before this volume is filled.  That means that by January of 2009, when my current datebook is retired, I will have a pretty good backlog of recipes and can start pasting again.  Best of all, I’ll never have to hunt for that Senegalese Peanut Stew recipe again.  I just have to remember that it’s in the 2007 cookbook.

Old Recipe

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Apr 27 2008

Mixed Blessings

Published by scott under Gardening, Miscellany

Lettuce

My lettuce will surely benefit from the April showers we’ll be having all day today (if the weather man is to be believed.) After last summer’s extraordinary drought the rain is surely welcomed. It may put a bit of a damper on the baseball game we have on the schedule for this afternoon, though. As long as I can keep my hot dog and peanuts dry, I’ll be happy…

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Apr 14 2008

King Corn will Eat your Babies…


  Count me among the five or six foodies who haven’t yet seen King Corn, the documentary on the ubiquity of industrial corn products in the American diet.  If you’ve been under a rock like me, you can probably find it on your local PBS station on Tuesday night as part of their Independent Lens series.

  If you need something to snack on while you are learning more about the Military-Corndustrial Complex, can I suggest a little grilled corn?  We picked up a few ears at the Publix for the princely sum of 20 cents an ear.  I’m sure once you figure in the tax payer funded farm subsidies it’s more like $8.75 an ear, but what’s a little free trade among friends?

Grilled Corn

Hot Grilled Corn

Remove the outermost layer of husks from each ear of corn.  Peel back the remaining layers of husks just far enough to remove corn silk.  Remove silk and Rinse each ear, then cover the ears of corn with husk.  I like to tie the husks back into place with butchers twine.

In a large stock pot, dissolve 1/2 cup of salt and 1/2 cup of sugar into enough water to cover the cleaned ears of corn and soak for at least an hour.  You will probably need to weight the ears of corn down to keep them submerged.

Cook corn around the edges of a hot grill for 35-40 minutes until done.  Don’t place your corn directly over the hot part of the grill, lest the shucks ignite after only a few minutes over the flames.  Turn the ears occasionally, a little charring is not such a bad thing.

Serve with plenty of salt and butter.  I like to sprinkle a little of Lucious the Kings Barbeque Seasoning on mine.


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Apr 13 2008

Alas, Char-Griller. We Hardly Knew Ye.

Char-Griller Grill

  Confession time.  I have been known, perhaps once or twice, to pick up the castoffs one sees from time to time on the curb for collection.  Our fair city has a program called Trash Flash in which a call to city hall will dispatch a crew in something called a Knuckle-Boom truck to pick up bulky, discarded items for disposal.  I like to think my taste in roadside refuse is pretty stellar, so when I saw this Char-Griller on my morning commute last summer I didn’t even stop inspect.  I just tossed it into the back of the Jeep and gloated all the way to work.  My Weber grill (up in the right corner of the photo) works like a charm, but I’d been looking for something with a bit more capacity to smoke larger cuts of meat and the Char-Griller looked like the ticket.

   Of course there was a little rust to contend with and the wooden lid handle and front shelf were dodgy, but nothing I couldn’t handle.  The most serious aspect was that its previous owner apparently never cleaned out the ashes, and worse, never replaced the ailing lower grate which is meant to keep the charcoal out of contact with the bottom of the grill.  Even more galling, the lid must have been open a while and there’s nothing more corrosive to the bottom of a grill than wet charcoal ashes.  OK, there are probably more powerful corrosives, but nothing you’ll likely encounter in the course of making dinner.

Crusty Grill Guts

  I was still optimistic until the garden hose came out and I began spraying out the caked on grease and ashes and a hole the size of a football appeared in the bottom of the grill.  I toyed with the idea of actually patching it with a sheet of thin steel from the home center but when I tallied up the cost of a sheet of steel and replacement grates, it just didn’t make sense. 

  In the course of cleaning out the garden shed I had a few castoffs of my own for collection so I drug the Char-Griller out to the street and added it to the pile.  It looked forlorn and out of place next to the worn out carpet, the broken patio umbrella, and the rusty metal table, another roadside find that had outlived my use for it.

  Earlier this evening I sat down at the computer, meaning at some point to visit the city’s website to request a pickup, when our two dogs just went nuts.  They were barking and scratching at the window, incredulous that someone in a pickup truck was stopped in the street, stealing their (i.e. my) stuff.  I thought the grill might attract some attention, but this fellow took the broken umbrella, the rusty table, and yes, even the worn out carpet.  I hope he can get some use out of it.


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Apr 06 2008

Real Men Cook Quiche…

Quiche

  Does anyone even remember Bruce Feirstein’s pithy early eighties best seller, Real Men Don’t Eat Quiche?  Never read it. I was 10 years old at the time and quiche had yet to infiltrate my normal diet of Beanie Weenies and fish sticks.  These days real men have large brains they can use to decide what real men want to eat. 

  On this particular occasion, the Real Man in Question (RMIQ) got a call from his wife informing him that she was desirous of quiche for dinner.  RMIQ agreed that quiche sounded like a fine idea.  In addition to being a great source of cheap protein (although egg prices, along with everything else lately are going up) a quiche is a good way to make use of the odds and ends that seem to accumulate in the fridge.  Odd bits of meat, veggies, cheeses that otherwise might languish in the ice box are prime targets for reutilization.  Though we most often see quiche on brunch menus, we like to roll it out on those week nights after a long day at work when we don’t want to devote much time to cooking but still want a square meal.

  Quiche for dinner also pretty much guarantees that there will be no shopping involved.  Frozen Deep Dish Pie Crust?  Check.  Half a Dozen Eggs?  Check.  Some other stuff to throw in?  Check.  Preheat your oven to 375 degrees and get chopping.

  I’ve found seven eggs to be the right number for a deep dish crust.  Beat them in a large bowl along with a little milk, salt, and pepper.  I usually grate a little nutmeg in there too. 

Bowl of Quiche

  Saute the veggies a bit before adding them, along with grated cheese and whatever meat you might have.  Cooking time?  Maybe 25-30 minutes.  Just jiggle the pie pan occasionally.  When the quiche doesn’t move around in the pan and is firm in the center, it is done.

Sauteed Veggies

  Our last three quiches were:

  • Bacon, Onion, and Cheddar.
  • Spinach, Mushrooms, Onion, and Swiss Cheese
  • Onion, Red Pepper, Diced Ham, Baby Swiss, and Gruyere

  The main rule of thumb is, “what do I have on hand that I would like in a quiche?”  Stick to that and you can’t go wrong.


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Mar 16 2008

A St. Patrick’s Day Recipe. Lamb Shanks with Vitamin G.

Lamb Shank and Veggies

  This is actually a dish I made months ago and never got around to posting.  I think the “secret ingredient” is Irish enough that this could be  considered a St. Patrick’s Day recipe, so let’s pretend that I planned this hearty one pot meal especially for this occasion.

  My only regret is that I didn’t think of this last year so I could enjoy it throughout the late fall and winter months that I consider “Stew Season.”  Looks like spring is here to stay in these parts, so the oven will see less use by the day as we head toward the summer months when the thought of running the oven for 2 hours is pretty much out of the question.

  Lamb Shank

    The Wife won’t go near lamb, so one lamb shank was all I needed.  If you’re feeding a crowd, figure on one shank per person.  I went with potatoes, onions, mushrooms, and garlic, but a carrot wouldn’t be hurt either.  This is truly a no fuss sort of affair, so throw in whatever you like.

Veggies

  If you have a large dutch oven with a lid or some other similarly heavy vessel that can go from stove top to oven, I would recommend using that.  Here’s the game plan, and it’s a simple one:  Season the lamb shank with salt, pepper, and dried thyme and brown it in olive oil and remove it from the pot.  Saute the chopped veggies and a bit of tomato paste for a couple of minutes, add the lamb back to the pot and season with more salt, pepper, and thyme.  Pour in a pint of Guinness Stout, put a lid on your pot, and cook in the oven at 250 degrees for two hours. 

Pour in the Vitamin G.

  When your kitchen timer goes “ding,”  remove the lamb shank and vegetables and place the pot on the stove and bring the remaining liquid to a rapid simmer.  While stirring continually, add several tablespoons of flour and cook until it thickens into a nice, thick gravy.

  This might be nature’s most perfect food.  It has all the nutrients man needs to survive:  meat, potatoes, and beer. It’s a one pot meal, and it makes its own gravy, too.  What more could you ask for?  Serve with a hunk of crusty bread and more Guinness and have a Happy St. Patrick’s Day!


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Mar 08 2008

Luis Guzman is Cheesy

Published by scott under Miscellany, Food, Movies


  I scratched my head a bit when I saw Luiz Gusman, character actor extraordinaire’, shilling for Cabot Cheese in the latest Bon Appetit magazine.  For those not familiar with Guzman, he’s that guy whose name you can’t remember with the face you don’t forget.  He’s been in about a jillion movies and I think he’s brilliant.  And apparently when he’s not acting, he’s a gentleman farmer in Vermont.  Go figure.

  The promo above apparently never aired due to the mention of gunplay, but I think it’s the best of the three you’ll find on YouTube.

  If this works for Cabot, the demand for character actors willing to push food products may go through the roof.  One call to the Coen Brothers would be all it would take:

John Turturo for Jimmy Dean Sausage.  It’s time for the guy in the sun suit and yellow leotard to pack it in.

Tim Blake Nelson with a fresh take on the Gorton’s Fisherman.

John Goodman will replace that creepy anamatronic Orville Redenbacher dude.

Michael Badalucco.  I have it on good authority he’s coockoo for Coco Puffs.

Steve Buscemi for General Food’s International Coffees.

Javier Bardem as the frustrated but determined Domino’s Pizza Guy.


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Mar 05 2008

An Embarassment of Asparagus

Published by scott under Simple Food, Gourmet, Vegetables, Cooking, Food

Roasted Asparagus

  We’re big asparagus fans in the old Sugar and Lard household.  Apart from its one obvious side effect, the only downside to mass asparagus consumption is the price.  While asparagus is nowhere near the price of truffles, for instance, it’s still near the top of the range when it comes to your garden variety vegetation.  On our last trip to the grocery, we ran across asparagus at $1.99 a pound and between you and me, I might have gone a wee bit overboard.

  Faced with an overabundance of asparagus, your average cook might jump at the chance to test drive a bunch of new recipes.  Not me, I go with probably the most reductive asparagus recipe known to man.  And I do mean reductive.  Three ingredients are all it takes and once you try it, you’ll never defile your asparagus with hollandaise sauce or reach for the steamer again.

 Oven Roasted Asparagus

  • Wash the asparagus.  I go for the thinnest I can find, usually thinner in diameter than a pencil.  Break off the ends.
  • Dry asparagus and place into shallow oven proof casserole.
  • Drizzle with olive oil and sprinkle with kosher salt.
  • Roast in 425 degree oven for approximately 20 minutes. 

  A squeeze of lemon juice and a few slivers of good Parmesan cheese on top, just before serving wouldn’t be out of line, but the asparagus, salt, and olive oil are really all you need.  Sometimes we serve this a little on the al dente side, but usually we go the full 20 minutes and finish it off with the broiler for a little crispiness.


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Mar 02 2008

Possible Reprieve for Chattanooga Market

Published by scott under Local Food, Chattanooga, Vegetables, Food

  Looks like there may be a 2008 season for Chattanooga Market after all.  Read about it in the Chattanooga Times-Free Press.

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